Brian's Review - Episode 50

Pray "Episode 51" never, ever happens.

Released: 2011
Genre(s): Horror, Thriller

As I've said before, ghosts are scary. Or, at least they're supposed to be, right? I mean, they do all sorts of effed-up stuff: they pass through physical objects, moan in agony, possess toys and make them creepily move. With such rich, terrifying, and primal mythologies to base spooky spirits off of, how could any film get it wrong?

"Episode 50" is how. Maybe I secretly like brain aneurysms, but whenever Netflix shoves a movie about ghosts in front of me, I find myself hitting "play" before I can reflect on any of my past mistakes. Good golly, I really should have reflected here.

"Episode 50" doesn't even start off with a good presentation: parts of the film are traditional, third-person camerawork, while others are randomly first-person, "found-footage"-style mumbo jumbo, without any real explanation of why these transitions are occurring. They certainly don't look pretty, nor do they add to the suspense or drama of the movie, and relying on them as a novel gimmick has been overdone.

Regarding plot, "Episode 50" weaves a story about a paranormal investigation team that went missing while documenting an allegedly-haunted location. Sound familiar? It should, because this is basically a poor man's version of the massively-underrated "Grave Encounters" - a film superior to this one in every way. This is especially apparent when one observes the acting in "Episode 50," which plays out a lot like a kindergarten play, minus the cute giggling and unintentional stammering of lines. With this movie, I can't tell if the stammering is due to the horrible script or from the actors themselves being completely devoid of talent. This cast is definitely the acting world's version of NFL replacement refs. You want them to die within the first 20 minutes of the film and that feeling only intensifies as the melodrama drags on.

It would've made it slightly less unbearable if there were any scares thrown in to break up the monotony of watching the definition of "stupid" personified onscreen, but alas, this was another essential aspect of ye olde horror movie that was neglected by the filmmakers. "Episode 50" attempts to scrape by with mediocre effects, a complete lack of atmosphere, and poor execution. In all honesty, the only thing you should expect to send shivers down your spine is the atrocious acting. This isn't even bad enough to be fun. Avoid.

Rating (out of 5): 1